Bad-Assed Girls

We once lived boring lives in boring towns situated in boring countries on several boring continents. Well, one of us sometimes lives in a little, blonde world all her own but that's another blog. Our lives used to be so banal, so interminably dull, but not since we met! Hilarious, passionate, irreverant, wise, diverse, forthright, spiritual, bright, loving, compassionate, smart-assed, sexual, quick-witted, juicy. We're a batch of bitchin' babes & a couple of titular us blossom!

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Where We All Are

Wondering where all the BAGs are? So was I. So I went on a fishing expedition:

Kelly has been bawling with Oprah and fretting about Ken's addiction to the Oprah cult. Kell...when he starts emptying out the checking account and getting cornrows himself, that's when you should really worry, Hon! She's also been lamenting, in a truly marvelous post, the assholes who are sometimes our "guidance" counselors.

Educators need to check their attitudes, bigotry, classism, and narrow-mindedness at the door. Of course, you could do anything you chose, Kelly. We all can, regardless of whether you're a woman, you're black, you're poor, you're "differently-abled" or, God forbid, you're a single, teen-aged mother. The only people with real limitations are asshole "guidance" counselors who want to pigeon-hole kids based on their own, warped and narrow perceptions! You my heroine, Kell. Don't be concerned about my spelling of "you're." ; )

Von has been posting broken links all over the place and has been playing with really long pipes. Want to see? She has not, however, been regularly beating her husband and children and we really miss that about you, Von!

Jess and her hubby have been holding hands. Awwwww...isn't that sweet? So then what's she doing playing around with horny teenagers on MSN, huh?

Penny has been lamenting being "old." Puhleaze!!! You're a spring chick, Girl! And she has a fascinating link to one Lancelot "Capability" Brown, an 18th century English landscape designer. Loverly! A life goal of mine is to, someday, have a fabulously cluttered and bright English cottage garden. I could use all the links and tips you Brits have, Penny!

Me? Well you'll just have to go find out for yourself. I'm not telling my own tales here. But some recent tags have been:
feminism / health care / lesbian / US politics / sexuality / sex-positive / masturbation / women's health

And I wonder why I get some freaky hits via my site meter...


  • At 1:31 PM, Blogger Yvonne said…

    PMSL.... you leave my long pipes out of this young lady ;-) And personally i think mentioning vibrators would get the BAGS attention much quicker LOL

    Love Yvonne

  • At 2:15 PM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Oh, has it worked for you, Von? ROFLMAO!

  • At 2:01 AM, Blogger Yvonne said…

    Now that you mention it NO!

    Maybe I should just lie and tell everyone I beat and buried the three boys! Would THAT get their attention do you think? I KNOW it would make Jess happy at least :)


  • At 2:14 AM, Blogger Mocha said…

    Did someone say vibrators over here?

  • At 5:48 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Well, Von, that might get the attention of the rest of the world, not to mention the police. Kelly, on the other hand, seems to be happy with the "vibe" mention alone.

  • At 5:51 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Okay, I just had to come back and post again to share that the next set of word veri letters is, "sobsty." A group therapy session for the porcine, ya think?

    Happy day, all!


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