Bad-Assed Girls

We once lived boring lives in boring towns situated in boring countries on several boring continents. Well, one of us sometimes lives in a little, blonde world all her own but that's another blog. Our lives used to be so banal, so interminably dull, but not since we met! Hilarious, passionate, irreverant, wise, diverse, forthright, spiritual, bright, loving, compassionate, smart-assed, sexual, quick-witted, juicy. We're a batch of bitchin' babes & a couple of titular us blossom!

Saturday, April 29, 2006

The Dragon Queen Arrives


I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaack! LOL

I have read all the posts, and I think I managed to comment on all of them ;-) I think the only one I left out was the "what would you do" one. That answer would be very long and involved to say the least.

The move went well. We worked our arses off and have got nearly everything unpacked. The putting away bit is still being worked out :-) The house is fucking fantastic! Someone please tell me I am allowed to drop "F Bombs" here, or I'll cry!

Oh and after some thought, a smoke and a coffee I figured out how to write a post here! I KNEW dashboard was there for a reason! ROFLMAO So please ignore the last comments asking how the hell I write a post here.

I am off to go do some serious catching up on my blog. I have about a million things to say, so be prepared! Enter at your own risk.

Oh and speaking of being prepared........ Bloggers Be Warned....... Soggy is on the loose. You can now find my ravishing husband at Justin. Be prepared, he's naughty, dirty, rude, crude, lewd, utterly disgusting at times, shameless, cannot spell for quids ;-) and is funnier than anyone else I know. He just got sick of being left out I think, so he decided to give blogging a go and see what all the fuss is about ;-)

Well my raunchy little sexpots... I got blogging to do.... come see me soon.

Love Yvonne

P.S I had an idea, but I need a vote. I thought that instead of trying to show you all pics of our new "Bunyip Retreat"...... maybe I could do a home video, copy it to DVD and send you all a copy? I also thought I could show you all the cool places around where we live, the farm, our parents places etc. A little bit of Australia for you all. What do you think? Would you prefer a set of pics on the sites or a DVD? I promise to add porn if you want :) PMSL


  • At 6:43 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    I can see it now...

    Scene One:
    (Fade in)
    (Pan over happy bunyips forlicking in the yard)

    Yvonne: "G'Day, Soggy, Love. Care to eat?"

    Justin: "Only you, my perky, little Dragon Queen. Grrrrowllll!"

    {Pan to steamy sex scene)

    Scene Two:
    (family clean-up after dinner)

    Justin: "What smells so bloody good, Von? A new perfume?"

    Yvonne: "No, Silly Soggy, that's just the dish detergent running down my arms."

    (Cut to steamy sex scene on kitchen mat)

    I wonder how, um, long this video will be?


  • At 6:46 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Soggy, Dearest. So glad you're around in the world now. But you've never accepted our invite to blog here, Dearie!

    Get your butt in here so we can approve you! ROFLMAO!

  • At 11:00 AM, Blogger Yvonne said…

    Forlicking? Aren't they a bit young for that yet, Cheryl? ROFL

    Justin and I have taken your 'directors' comments under consideration. Is that the ONLY 2 sex scenes you want to see?

    Or shall we cut to a steamy sex scene in every room? Just to please all you sex starved girls? If I can convince MY Kelly to play, I will include a girls only scene just for you Cheryl ;-)

    And just in case Justin forgets to tell you Cheryl, he didn't receive an invite. So could you pretty please issue him a new one?

    You had us both POSL when we read this comment. Gotta love a dirty minded lesbian ;-) My favourite KINDA GIRL!

    Love Yvonne

  • At 4:33 PM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Yes, I noticed that *innocent* typo, Von, and was too lazy to delete and re-post the comment. It really was a typo. Honestly. Wonder if I have something on my mind?...

    As for Justin, he was duly invited. It probably got lost in the move. I will resend. It will come as a "Blogger Invite" e-mail. Keep an eye out! Also, I'm making everyone an "administrator" so we can all modify the template, change settings, add or delete members, etc.

    And why is it only Kelly who gets invited to the girls-only scene? Who is the creative genius here? You'll take my concept and leave me totally out??? ; )

    Glad you're both around!

  • At 4:44 PM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    I'm re-inviting Justin. Look for a "Blogger Invite" e-mail. Oh, and tell the bugger I'm even letting him into my 'secret space!' ROFL!

  • At 1:48 AM, Blogger Yvonne said…


    If you wish to come and participate in the girls only scene, feel free to magic your arse down under and lets see what we can come up with ;-)

    Love Yvonne

  • At 2:10 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    And wouldn't you two just shit if I showed up at your door? I have your address now, you know! Muahaha!

    ; )

  • At 6:53 AM, Blogger Yvonne said…

    Shit...... NO. But I would probably be more likely to rape/maul/molest you and then hug and kiss you to death ;-)

    Love Yvonne

  • At 7:29 AM, Blogger Cheryl said…

    Let's see...Q-A-N-T-A-S....

    ; )


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